Tailor lady you've got so sloppy

A button's missing on her dress

That'll be me

Look at her

Look at her

Isn't she fit

Miss world's still defending her championship

How big of a use can an old button be

I'm merely her things

Never mind me

However more dashing she's gonna be

But miss I'll never ever make it on the credit list

Tailor lady you're not the one to blame

I can get sloppy too

We're quite the same

She doesn't belong to shopping arcade

She's needed onstage to dazzle and amaze

I'm sleeping rough

Acting tough

Throughout the century

Got tossed and got lost

Ended up in a pocket

Jiggling coins

Proving my point

That however more dashing she's gonna be

But miss I'll never make it on the credit list

And however more dashing she's gonna be

But miss I'll never ever make it on the credit list