*jingle* LYXODIAN

YO!

It's ya boy lilthiccsticc (haha)

wassup

lemme tell you a story

(yuh, ey)

$2 bank balance, yeah, I know that's me but I'm still richer than yo mama tho, she does her job for free. I know I'm lacking all this paper, make no money spitting vapour. Think I might just have to go and hit a lick.

That's a good idea, guess I'll just hit up my homie for this one. Really hope he picks up tho.

Yello!

Hello, you've reached the line of absolutely no one special, how can I disappoint you today? (Who is this?)

For forgotten appointment, please press 1

For underachieving, please press 2

For music student debt, please press 3

For depleted bank balance, continue listening to this song

Your balance is being syphoned as we speak, thank you!

(oh dear)

(welp)

So that was an interesting phone call

Guess I'm broke now

But nothing is stopping me from hitting a lick in the Metaverse

(yuh)

Turn up with a big bag, loaded

Thicc sticc on the mic, I'm goated

Wallet too fat, so bloated, actually I lied, so sorry hold it

2 figure bank balance, but I'm dripping

Ballin at a cost so big that I'm tripping

Chain so fat made the wallet too flat

And I'm counting no stacks, I'm slippin

Got the ice on my wrist but it's melting

Need for the drip and a whip ain't helping

Crib too large, I really can't afford it

But I'm paying with your money that I stole, I don't hoard it

flexin what I don't own, homeloan

Debt is homemade, homegrown

Really, I'm too broke for this

I caught you lackin with this Mac, I call it Lack And Cheese

If you tryna test me I'ma pull up with my flash drive and sneeze

Pull up to yo IP address, stacked with dustmites and stress

Put yo VR hands up, it's a digi robbery

I caught you lackin with this Mac, I call it Lack And Cheese

If you tryna test me I'ma pull up with my flash drive and sneeze

Pull up to yo IP address, stacked with dustmites and stress

Put yo VR hands up, it's a digi robbery

Eyo hand over the NFT b (nah)

Bro, hand it over (test me)

Gimme those pixels or you'll taste the cheesy flavour of this Mac (no)

Bro gimme the n- where are you going?!