Tulane - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop

Back under the counter

Was the cream of the crop

Everything was clickin' and the

Business was good

'Til one day lo and behold an officer stood

Johnny jumped the counter but

He stumbled and fell

But tulane made it over

Johnny as he yelled

Go ahead on tulane

He can't catch up with you

Go tulane

He ain't man enough for you

Go tulane

Use all the speed you got

Go tulane

You know you need a lot

Go tulane

He's laggin' behind

Go 'head on tulane go head on

Go by your father's house and

Tell him business is slow

And see if he will loan us something

Soon as he hits the dough

Put the cat out in the hall and

Umple up the room

Go by doctor keller's

Tell him you swallowed some perfume

Tell him we need him quick

'Cause he may have to testify

That you been sick all day and

That's a perfect alibi

Go ahead on tulane he can't

Catch up with you

Go tulane he ain't man enough for you

Go tulane use all the speed you got

Go tulane you know you need a lot

Go tulane he's laggin' behind

Go 'head on tulane go head on

Go let danny drive in case

You run into the man

Back by the shop and git the

Stuff and hide it in the van

Go back by your father's get

The money for the bail

And bring it down and bail me

Out this rotten funky jail

We gotta get a lawyer in the

Click of politics

Somebody who can win the thing or

Get the thing fix

Go ahead on tulane he can't catch up with you

Go tulane he ain't man enough for you

Go tulane use all the speed you got

Go tulane you know you need a lot

Go tulane he's laggin' behind

Go 'head on tulane go head on

Go 'head on tulane

Go tulane

Go tulane

Go tulane

Go tulane

He's laggin' behind

Go 'head on tulane go head on