Woke up hung like a ton of bricks

I don't know where the hell I am

Who's this naked next to me

What did I do I gotta pee

Can't work or go to school today

Can't remember if I do that anyways

Got some money got no clue

The worlds a mess

I hate my life I hate my life

I hate my life and I hate my life

Crashed the car lost the job

I'm a dirty smelly total slob

Lots of s*x little love

Stimulation no satisfaction

Life is hard life is stress life is

Such a pain in the a*s

Saturday night and I'm not dressed

How can I go on

I hate my life I hate my life

I hate my life and I hate my life

Woke up hung like a ton of bricks

Don't know where the hell I am

Who's naked next to me

What did I do

I've gotta pee

Can't work or go to school today

Can't remember if I do that anyway

Got some money got no clue

The worlds a mess

I hate my life I hate my life

I hate my life and I hate my life

Your life's so bad

They're gonna take it all away

Complain complain life sucks anyway

It's all so hard let them take it all away

Why the competition

Why stress to death be happy

With what you have most have so much less

I hope someday we realize how good it really is

Yeah I may hate my life at times

But I always try to live