Schadenfreude (Explicit) - Natalie Venetia Belcon/Rick Lyon

Right now you are down and out

And feeling really crappy

I'll say

And when I see how sad you are

It sorta makes me happy

Happy

Sorry

Nikki

Human nature

Nothing I can do

It's schadenfreude

Making me feel glad that

I'm not you

What's not very nice

Gary

I didn't say it was nice

But everybody does it

Dya ever clap when a waitress falls

And drops a tray of glasses

Yea

And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters

Falling on their asses

Sure

Don't you feel all warm and cozy

Watching people out in the rain

You bet

That's

Schadenfreude

People taking pleasure in your pain

Oh

Schadenfreude huh

What's that

Some kind of

Nazi word

Yup

It's German for happiness

At the misfortune of others

Happiness at the misfortune of others

That is German

Watching a vegetarian

Being told she just ate chicken hahaha

Or watching a frat boy

Realize just what he put his d*ck in

Being on an elevator when somebody

Shouts

Hold the door

Oh yea

No

Schadenfreude

F**k you lady

That's what stairs are for hahahaha

Ooh how about

Straight A student's getting B's

Exes getting STDs

Waking doormen from their naps

Watching tourists reading maps

Football players getting tackled

CEOs getting shackled

Watching actors never reach

The ending of their Oscar speech

Schadenfreude ha ha

Schadenfreude yeah

Schadenfreude ho

Schadenfreude

The world needs people like you and me

Who've been knocked around by fate

'Cause when people see us

They don't want to be us

And that makes them feel great

Sure

We provide a vital service to society

You and me

Schadenfreude

Making the world a better place

Making the world a better place

Making the world a better place to be

S C H A D E N F R E U D E

Ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha