Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends

We're so glad you could attend

Come inside Come inside

There behind a glass is a real blade of grass

Be careful as you pass

Move along Move along

Come inside

The show's about to start

Guaranteed to blow your head apart

Rest assured you'll get your money's worth

The greatest show in Heaven

Hell or Earth

You've got to see the show

It's a dynamo

You've got to see the show

It's rock and roll

Right before your eyes we pull laughter from the skies

And he laughs until he cries then he dies then he dies

Come inside the shows about to start

Guaranteed to blow your head apart

You gotta see the show

It's a dynamo

You gotta see the show

It's rock and roll

Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline

Will perform on guillotine

What a scene What a scene

Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand

To alexander's ragtime band

Dixie land

Dixie land

Roll up Roll up Roll up

See the show

Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool

Seven virgins and a mule

Keep it cool

Keep it cool

We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown

Were exclusively our own

All our own

All our own

Come and see the show Come and see the show Come and see the show

See the show