Royale With Chese - John Travolta

Okay so tell me again about the hash bars

Okay what d'you want to know

Hash is legal there right

Yeah it's legal but is ain't a hundred percent legal

I mean you can't

Walk into a restaurant roll a joint and start puffin' away

I mean they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places

Those are hash bars

Yeah it breaks down like this okay

It's legal to buy it it's legal to own it

And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar it's legal to sell it

It's legal to carry it but that doesn't matter 'cause

Get a load of this alright

If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam

It's illegal for them to search you

I mean that's a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have

Oh man I'm goin' that's all there is to it

I'm f**kin' goin'

No baby you'll dig it the most

But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is

What

It's the little differences

I mean they got the same s**t over there we got

Here but it's just there's a little different

Examples

Alright well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer

And I don't mean in a paper cup

I'm talkin' 'bout a glass of beer

And in Paris you can buy a beer at MacDonald's

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese

In Paris

They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese

No man they got the metric system there

They wouldn't know what the f**k a Quarter Pounder is

What'd they call it

They call it Royale with Cheese

Royale with Cheese That's right

What'd they call a Big Mac

Big Mac's a Big Mac but they call it Le Big Mac

Le Big Mac What do they call a Whopper

I don't know I didn't go into a Burger King

You know what they put on french Fries in Holland instead of ketchup

What

Mayonnaise

Godd**n

I seen 'em do it man

They f**kin' drown 'em in this s**t

Uuccch