I Think I Farted - Taryn Southern

We're at a party I'm feeling fart y

So I say I need to make a phone call

I look around and without a sound

I quietly fart on the wall

I think I'm in the clear until you appear

There's no where for me to hide

You say what's that smell it stinks like hell

As if a small animal just died

Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh

Smells like ahas oooh ooh ohoooh

I think I farted on a wall

I think I farted on a wall

I think I farted on a wall

I think I farted

You're fast asleep when I feel one creep

I try to keep it inside the bed

Like a good wine that ages with time

It's rotten and it's startin' to spread

You wake up in fear that a fire is near

From the smell of my own dutch oven

With no one else to frame I take the blame

You can't believe it's been me the whole time

Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh

Smells like ahas oooh ooh ohhoooh

I think I farted in the bed

I think I farted in the bed

I think I farted in the bed

I think I farted

On the couch on the wall on the table on the floor

Beware of my stench it's rotten to the core

I'm a lady on the street but I'll smoke up the bed

Just one quick whiff and you'll wind up dead

No matter how hard I pray

My gas won't go away

I know that it's not okay

But please please don't say goodbye

I know that most girls try

To keep their flatulance inside

But I can't lie

I need a man

Who knows I pass a lot of gass

That smells like ahas

And it's here to last for infinity and beyond

Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh

Smells like ahas oooh ooh ohhoooh

I think I farted on a wall

I think I farted on a bed

I think I farted on a TV

I think I farted

Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh

Smells like ahas oooh ooh ohhoooh

I think I farted

I'm a cat

I think I farted

I'm a make cat

I think I farted

On the foot way mike longin'

Farted