With a short fuse and Chinese directions

I think you' ll light yourself on fire

Because a Roman Candle' s got no direction

It just waits to expire

And I know it takes a new addiction

To keep you from what you' re addicted to

Which is why I wish I could find a distraction

Whose efficacy is tried and true

This person who thinks this is what I look like

Well it' s as though you were drunk for years

And if I didn' t know better

I' d say I' d never seen better from you