This is my backyard it's my back gate

I hate to start my parties late

Here's the party cart ain't that great

That ain't the best part baby just wait

I said that's a genuine weather vane

It moves with the breeze

Portable hammock honey who needs trees

It's casual entertaining we aim to please

At my parties alright

Check out the shingles it's brand new

Excuse me while I mingle hi how are you

Hey everybody let me give you a toast

This one's for me the host with the most

It's getting a trifle colder step inside my home

That's a brass toilet tissue holder with it's own telephone

That's musical doorbell it don't ring I ain't kiddin'

Plays 'America The Beautiful' and 'Tie A Yellow Ribbon'

Boy this punch is a trip it's okay in my book

Here take a sip maybe a little heavy on the fruit

Ah here comes the dip you may kiss the cook

Let me show you honey it's easy look

You take a fork and spike 'em say did you try these

So glad you like 'em the secrets in the cheese

It's casual entertaining we aim to please

At my parties alright

At my parties alright uh huh

Now don't talk to me about the polar bear

Don't talk to me about ozone layer

Ain't so much of anything these days even the air

They're running out of rhinos what do I care

Let's hear it for the dolphin let's hear it for the trees

Ain't runnin' out of nothin' in my deep freeze

It's casual entertaining we aim to please

At my parties alright uh huh

Do what you please

At my parties alright uh huh

Yeah at my parties alright uh huh

You do what you please

At my parties alright uh huh

Oh yes at my party I told you like that

That's nice

At my parties alright uh huh

At my parties alright uh huh

At my parties alright uh huh

Do what you please

At my parties alright uh huh