That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker - O.A.R.
Written by:Marc Andrew Roberge/Chris Culos
Oh my twenty thrown down in my fist of rage
And the man to my left folded down
Well johnny doubled up with a royal flush
I had three jacks and a pair of nines
My mind is turning just two shots more
There's not much left to play
Well then dude walks in black hat on top what a mop
I'm lucky it wasn't a county cop 'cause I'm just running out of time
Who's up for game two what to do
My wallets getting thin and I just lost my watch last night
Oh I got a problem just one answer got to throw it all down
And kiss it goodbye yeah
That was a crazy game of poker I lost it all
But someday I'll be back again
And I never to fall never to fall
Who's up for game three
I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
And I just lost it all
Well there's a man sittin' next to me red with smilin' eyes
It's funny I don't have no money tonight yeah
That was a crazy game of poker I lost it all
But someday I'll be back again
And I never to fall never to fall
I say now skitili dat dat dat well how 'bout that
I'm coming out the front never coming out the back
And I walked into the bar yesterday
'Cause I had something to do something to say
And johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around
Until I heard the sound of his feet falling on the ground
I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown
And I said whatcha doin' in the bar tonight
So I said johnny whatcha doin' tonight
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said how about a revolution
And he said right
I say oh you say ah I say revolution and you say jah
I say oh you say ah I say revolution and you say jah
And I said whatcha looking at
He hit me across the face with a bat
I grabbed my 45 and I said let's get out and go
So he opened the door and said whatcha here for
I said I'm wanderin' down the road 44
And I said I've been walking for about a thousand years
And my feet are growing tired my eyes a little wired
Don't know what to do unless I retire
And he just said let's play some crazy poker
So I said johnny whatcha doin' tonight
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said how about a revolution
And he said right
I say oh you say ah I say revolution and you say jah
I say oh you say ah I say revolution and you say jah
I said that was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw
I said that was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw
But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop
I don't give a sh*t 'cause I got the draw
Johnny just got two eyes just like mine
And I'm feelin' kind of funky kinda fine
And I drank a bottle of whiskey before I came
Came to the bar to see what's the same
I saw my man named johnny sittin' across the table from me
And to my left was a man he had no chin
I didn't really think about starting to sin
The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice
He looked kinda mad and I I felt bad
Because I took his money last night it's kinda funny
But now I'm just strugglin' I need a honey bunny
I don't know what to say anymore
So I'm just gonna go out
I said johnny whatcha doin' tonight
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said how about a revolution
And he said right
I say oh you say ah I say revolution and you say jah
I say oh you say ah I say revolution and you say jah
I say oh you say ah I say revolution and you say jah
I say oh you say ah I say revolution and you say jah