The World’s Biggest Paving Slab (Explicit) - English Teacher

Lyrics by：Lily Fontaine

Composed by：Lily Fontaine

Produced by：Marta Salogni

I am the world's biggest paving slab

But no one can walk over me

I am the Pendle Witches John Simm

And I am Lee Ingleby

I am the bank of dave golden postbox

And the festival of RB

And I'm not the terrorist of talbot street

But I have apocalyptic dreams

You should see my armoury

I am the world's biggest paving slab

So watch your ******* feet

I am the world's biggest paving slab

But I sit here quietly

No one ever looks down at the ground

Yeah no one ever notices me

I wish I were born a stone

I made Wycoller my home

Haunting with Charlotte Bronte

I'm not the terrorist of talbot street

But I think that ruins have beauty

You should see my armoury

You should walk all over me

I am the world's biggest paving slab

And the world's smallest celebrity