Act My Age (Explicit) - Hoodie Allen

They say the way I act is immature

Well don't be mad at me

Because you're feeling insecure

The only golf I ever tried

To play was miniature

And when you ask me sign your boobs

I smiley face my signature

But my parents raised me right

They were sticklers

And we don't even fight

We're like oil and some vinegar

Getting a job is like a pregnant

Woman giving birth

You're trying to push me in the wrong direction

And it f**king hurts

So most our friends already

Moved out of they mama's cribs

I'm still throwing parties at my house

Like Stifler

So if you go around

And try to tell me how to live

I'mma take your girl

And Mortal Kombat finish her

But when it's done

And the party shuts down

And the cops try to lay

My a** on the ground

One day we might tell our kids

But until that day let's live like this

My friends grew up

They never get drunk

They never wanna hang out late

They're gonna get jobs

They're gonna pay bills

They're gonna get old and gray

I'll never do that

I wanna stay young

Don't wanna fit in

I wanna have fun

So if that's okay

I don't think I'm ever gonna act my age

And when it comes to getting older

No matter what I do

I'm never feeling like a grown up

People trying to make me change

You'd think there was a quota

Like there ain't enough unemployed

Motherf**kers with diplomas

Everybody waiting round hoping

That they blow up

But I'mma make it sooner

Oklahoma

I learned to be a player

Make money like I'm an owner

These other rappers are so over the hill

Word to Jonah

So if you see me in a restaurant

Say hi to me

And if I ask you

If you like my new sh*t

Lie to me

Word to Tim Roth

And I don't know

If I fit in with your society

So chill

Take a pill for anxiety and doze off

But when it's late

And you're all alone

And you're too damn drunk

To be walking home

Then maybe you should call it quits

But until that day let's live like this

My friends grew up

They never get drunk

They never wanna hang out late

They're gonna get jobs

They're gonna pay bills

They're gonna get old and gray

I'll never do that

I wanna stay young

Don't wanna fit in

I wanna have fun

So if that's okay

I don't think I'm ever gonna act my age

Oh it's all good

It's alright it's okay

We can live however we want

And there ain't nobody

That can get in our way

Oh it's all good

It's alright it's okay

We gon' do whatever we want

Never gonna listen to a word you say

My friends grew up

They never get drunk

They never wanna hang out late

They're gonna get jobs

They're gonna pay bills

They're gonna get old and gray

I'll never do that

I wanna stay young

Don't wanna fit in

I wanna have fun

So if that's okay

I don't think I'm ever gonna act my age

Act my age

I'm ever gonna act my age