KMAG YOYO - Hayes Carll

Written by：Hayes Carll/Scott Davis/John Evans

Well daddy joined the Air Force

Said it was a good source

Danger love and money but it only led to divorce

Ended up in Abilene

Working at a Dairy Queen

Put me in the army on the day that I turned seventeen

Here I am standing in the desert with a gun

Thought of going AWOL but I'm too afraid to run

So I got myself a new plan

Stealin' from the Taliban

Make a little money turning ******* into ******

Sergeant didn't like it so they put me in a hole

I said it's easy shootin' when they don't know where to go

Threw me on a lily pad

Sent me home to NORAD

I knew I'd be in trouble but I didn't think it be this bad

Stranger wearin' all black

Met me on the tarmac

Told him I was sorry but I ain't ever going back

He said you ain't in trouble son

Learn to fight without a gun

Got a new assignment now you're working for the pentagon

Gonna take a trip wouldn't tell me what it's for

Gotta serve your country gonna help us win the war

MIT PhD's night and day they're testing me

Ain't what I was thinking but I'm being all that I can be

I ain't no genius but I knew it wasn't right

Eating uppers in the morning and *** at night

Send me off to deep space

Help 'em win the arms race

Ola me oh mighty but this **** has got a funny taste

I think I hear the countdown

Hundred feet above the ground

Told me when I'm leavin' but a'nothing about a'coming down

Sittin' on a bad dream

Thousand pounds of gasoline

Ain't leavin' nothing but some rubble and my slipstream

Mama always said I should be aimin' for the moon

Never would've guessed that I'd be passin' by soon

How the hell'd I get here

Blastin' through the atmosphere

Drop the rocket boosters and I'm shiftin' into high gear

Bowie on the system and a bottle on my knee

Armstrong ain't got nothing on me

Hey ho here we go

KMAG YOYO

Someone wanna get me gotta come up where the sun don't go

I think I see a bright light

Something bout it ain't right

I laid down in a space ship

Woke up in a fire-fight

Trippin' from the ********

Came down in a bad scene

God don't let me die here I ain't even nineteen

I won't ever ask you Lord for anything again

I'll swear it on the bible Torah or Koran

Lying in a rhino track

'Bout to have a heart attack

IED got to me someone call the Medevac

I need some fixin' after where it is I've been

Never wanna go and try and shoot a gun again

Slippin' out the back door

Gonna join the Peace Corps

Tell me I'm a hero now so

Someone else can fight this war