Bremelo (Album Version|Explicit) - Sir Mix-A-Lot

Here＇s a gory kinda story ＇bout an obese freak

With a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak

Overweight and out of shape with a triple chin

Her brassiere strikes fear in the hearts of men

The Girls a bremelo

The Girls a bremelo

Me and Terry hopped a ferry we were lookin Swass

When a dip hit the ship we were almost tossed

It was a big bremelo standing on my toe

An enormous jelly-belly tryin＇ to say hello

I was really kinda frightened as she looked my way

I tried to run because here buns made the ferry sway

To be blunt she was fat and ready for combat

On the way to Bremerton where the fat is at

The Girls a bremelo

Let＇s Go

I＇m not fakin＇ or mistaken＇ ＇bout the big ol＇ duck

She had hairy underarms and a whoppin＇ gut

Her hair was short and wavy drove my pit bull crazy

A Bremerton beast chasin＇ fella＇s in the Navy

At the movie she＇s the feature the Bremerton creature

Ya＇ wear a life jacket if ya ever try and freak her

Look at her physique she ain＇t my kinda freak

The floor creaks when the beast starts reaching her peak

The Girls a bremelo

Change the beat

You can＇t ignore the way she snores ＇＇cause she blows down doors

Baby＇s got the kinda face only a mother adores

A big basket ball head with her ten inch feet

Big lips No hips with the smell of a beast

I couldn＇t put her in my Caddy or my tranny would break

I＇ve heard of dirt because of poverty but she took the cake

When it comes to Kool-Aid the girl would drink it in pints

Ya go to school for twenty years and ya still in the ninth

Ya just a bremelo

Just a bremelo

You big triple chinned unattractive duck

Ya boyfriend beats freaks up to make a buck

Hangin＇ ＇round Third & Pike on a ten speed bike

You could say that I＇m a liar but ya know I＇m right

Ya talk behind my back because I dropped you flat

And ya never take a shower ＇＇cause ya too damn fat

So ya man was smart when he broke your heart

Because if Mix-A-Lot＇d cut cha you'd＇a fell apart

Wearing Polyester slacks with elastic in the back

You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match

Ya got lips like a character in some cartoon

With a pink posterior ya big baboon

Ya just a (Elephant Trumpet)

(Elephant Trumpet)

Now Bremerton＇s a city right outside of mine

Most girls there are ducks but a few are fine

But the ones that I speak about use their faces catching trout

Mud Ducks Hocky Pucks Drivers of Mack trucks

Lame brains Deisel Trains to pick them up you have to strain

Big Butt Crew Cut Extra-Ordinary Gut

Big Mamma kinda bod make ya kinda rough