I could take the pitchfork from the devil

Keep a super suit like I'm incredible

From the deep, blue sea to the dark, blue sky

I'm the baddest man alive

I'd grab a crocodile by his tail

Handcuff the judge, and throw the cops in jail

Make the meanest woman break down and cry

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive

I take no mess, and I take no jive

Sometimes I feel like I can fly

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive

Not bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good

Say my name three times, and you knock on wood

Candy man walks, I terrorize your hood

Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should

I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger

Take a gasoline bath, and I walk through fire

Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty

Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a Frisbee

Spit in a crocodiles face, have a menage a trois with two female apes

Then sleep in a barrel of butcher knives

I drink honey straight from the beehive

Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked

Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked

I'm the baddest man alive, and I don't ṗlan to die

When the grim reaper come, I look him right in his eye

I bust off in the face of the witch of the East

Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth, heh heh heh

I'm the man who stole the golden fleece

And I date R**e Beauty right in front of the Beast

The baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die

I'm the baddest man alive

I take no mess, and I take no jive

Sometimes I feel like I can fly

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive