Crime Riddim (Explicit) - Skepta

The feds wanna shift man

Wanna put me in the van wanna strip a man

F**k that

I ain't a chippendale

Wanna strip a male

Put me in a prison cell

Got me biting all my fingernails

Sitting in my hotel listening to beats

My bredrin said that he's in the rave told me that

I should reach

So

I jumped in the shower got ready quick

Pulled up in a taxi text my bredrin tell him

I'm on the strip

I stepped in went to the bar made my order

I got my drink

I posted up in the darkest corner

This guy frantically jumping around and spilled my drink twice

But

I really ain't tryna fight really ain't tryna see no jail tonight

The feds wanna shift man

Wanna put me in the van wanna strip a man

F**k that

I ain't a chippendale

Wanna strip a male

Put me in a prison cell

Got me biting all my fingernails

Feds wanna shift man

Wanna put me in the van wanna strip a man

F**k that

I ain't a chippendale

Wanna strip a male

Put me in a prison cell

Got me biting all my fingernails

What the f**k this pussyhole must've been off his nut

In the cut jumping around like a little slut

I pulled him up yo you spilt my

Hennessy out my cup

And still tryna run it up it's like this guy really wants to scuff

Flexing like he had something on the waist

Pull shorty out the way blaow punch him in the face

Made him shmoney dance

I made him rock away

We ran out of the dance we could've got away

But we came back should've gone home and hit the sack

But he never hit me back

I was like that's a wrap f**k that

Shorty found some gritty tings to keep us company

Then the feds run up on me and put the cuffs on me

What you know about four man in a cell couldn't sleep

Spending pennies in the pissing well

You should see my cell mate he's in sh*t as well

Sitting here just waiting to hear keys in the door

I'm tryna buss this case even if

I gotta get on my knees in the court crazy

Trust me dex

F**king hell bredda man

You actually got nicked

Man dickhead ting fighting ting fam look at my knuckle

F**king hell what strip searched and

Fam not gonna lie fam strip searched they made me liff up

The feds wanna shift man

Wanna put me in the van wanna strip a man

F**k that

I ain't a chippendale

Wanna strip a male

Put me in a prison cell

Got me biting all my fingernails

Feds wanna shift man

Wanna put me in the van wanna strip a man

F**k that

I ain't a chippendale

Wanna strip a male

Put me in a prison cell

Got me biting all my fingernails

So what what happened then so what's the settings now bruv

Well man

I was just grovelling to the magistrates man

Literally just begging for my life bruv