You know I’m no hardass

You know I couldn’t be less

But what did I tell you

About wearing that dumb hat?

You know the one I’m talking about

On the sidewalk

By the butcher shop

Where we bought our expensive meat

That we had planned to eat

On the sidewalk by the butcher shop

You screamed and I tripped

You screamed and I tripped

Mmmmm honey

It tastes just like it costs