It said quarter to five

but it was quarter to ass

You thought your plumbing was safe

but your jeans were half mast

Another coin down the drain

Now that's some change that won't last

25 cents at a time

He's taking our souls

Government man can't help

We're all alone

Are you feeling the breeze?

Did you pull your belt tight?

You know that it's wrong

You know that it's right

Out of the shadows

Down the coin goes

Why, oh why do you suppose?

(Only the Bandit knows)

(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)

A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit

(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)

A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it

Coins on the sidewalk

Coins in the palm of my hand

Coins in the Ass Crack

Or the eyes of a dead man

Drawn from the shadows

Quartered by fate

He's the Ass Crack Bandit

Enemy of the state

(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)

A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit

(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)

A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it

(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)

A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K

He'll give you no quarter

But he'll

Give you a quarter

The government just takes your change away

Maybe we're the crooks

And he's the hero

Maybe he's the Messiah

Who's to say?

Save yourself a coin

For the ferryman

Crossing the river Styx Of your ass

Wipe the smile from your face kids

'Cause this ain't funny

And don't forget your Jukebox Money!

(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)

A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Bandit

(Woah-oh-oh-oh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh)

A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K Can't stand it

Can't stand the fear

Can't stand not knowing

Can't stand forever

Eventually we all bend over In the end

We all bend over In the end

We all bend over

Your brothers, your sisters

They all bend over

Your friends and enemies

They all bend over

Your and me

We all bend over

Even the president

He bends over