I Hate Men - Patricia Morison/Alfred Drake/Annabelle Hill/Bill Lilling/Charles Wood/Denis Green/Don Mayo/Eddie Sledge/Edwin Clay/Fred Davis/Harold Lang/Harry Clark/Jack Diamond/John Castello/Lisa Kirk/Lorenzo Fuller/Marc Breaux/Thomas Holer/Pembroke Davenport/Original Broadway Cast Children's Choir/Original Broadway Cast Chorus/Original Broadway Cast Orchestra

I hate men

I can't abide them even now and then

Than ever marry one of them

I'd rest a maiden rather

For husbands are a boring lot

And only give you bother

Of course I'm awfully glad

That mother had to marry father

But I hate men

Of all the types I've ever met

Within our democracy

I hate the most the athlete

With his manner bold and brassy

He may have hair upon his chest

But sister so has Lassie

Oh I hate men

I hate men

There worth upon this earth

I did not tend

Avoid the travelling sales men

Though I atempting Tom he maybe

From China he will bring you

Jade and perfume from Arabi

But don't forget

It's he who'll have the fun

And be the baby

Oh I hate men

If thou shouldst wed a businessman

Be wary oh be wary

He'll tell you he's detained in town

On business necessary

His business is the business

Which he gives his secretary

Oh I hate men