Now you may join the Elks my friend

And I may join the Shriners

And other men may carry cards

As members of the Diners

Still others wear a golden key

Or small Greek letter pin

But I have learned there's one great club

That all of us are in

There is a Brotherhood of Man

A Benevolent Brotherhood of Man

A noble tie that binds

All human hearts and minds

Into one Brotherhood of Man

Your lifelong membership is free

Keep agivin' each brother all you can

Oh aren't you proud to be

In that fraternity

The great big Brotherhood of Man

So Wally before you consider firing everybody remember this：

One man may seem incompetent

Another not make sense

While others look like quite a waste

Of company expense

They need a brother's leadership

So please don't do them in

Remember mediocrity

Is not a mortal sin

They're in the Brotherhood of Man

Dedicated to giving all we can

Oh aren't you proud to be

In that fraternity

The great big Brotherhood of Man

You you got me

Me I got you you

Oh that noble feeling

Feels like bells are pealing

Down with double dealing

Oh Brother

You you got me

Me I got you you

Your lifelong membership is free

Keep agivin' each brother all you can

Oh aren't you proud to be

In that fraternity

The great big Brotherhood of Man