It's like bottle smashin'

People crashin'

Unnecessary drunken feuds it's fashion

Clean up that spilt drink

Or you ain't crashin'

My bed's out of bounds

So strictly no lashin'

Wheres my debit card nobody move

You ain't getting out of this room

Until I prove that you didnt take it

And I missed placed it

Now get out of my chair

I wanna check face-pic

All these feisty chicks

I gotta face it

Even on a Friday evening

When I'm wasted

You see this life well

You're never gonna taste it

I don't associate with waste kids

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Where's it at M

Y yard

Who's reachin

Who's gettin' messed up

There's a gatherin'

Where's it at

My yard

Who's reachin

Who's gettin' messed up

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Where's it at

My yard

Who's reachin

Who's gettin' messed up

There's a gatherin'

Where's it at

My yard

Who's reachin

Who's gettin' f**ked up

Now who's in my yard

I've lost count

There's ten downstairs

There's four on the couch

There's five runnin' about

Someone better bounce

Before it's 'ding ding'

And your lights are out

Or you get left out like

The ginge from girls aloud

Someone's vomiting

Gimme the sponge and towel

Allow it

I ain't cleanin' up her sick

Why have another sip

If you can't handle it

Lightweights

I really can't stand them

Stay awake before

I do something random

Permanent markers

On their face I'll brand them

Now welcome to the midget's mansion

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Where's it at

My yard

Who's reachin w

Ho's gettin' messed up

There's a gatherin'

Where's it at My yard

Who's reachin

Who's gettin' messed up

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Where's it at My yard

Who's reachin

Who's gettin'

Messed up

There's a gatherin'

Where's it at

My yard

Who's reachin

Who's gettin' f**ked up

Who's reachin'

Who's getting'

What what

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Who's getting'

What what

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What what

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Woaaaaoo

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Hat what what what what

So that's me drunk as a skunk

Shouting like some off-key punk

Someone got scared

And went to the shop

And got my junk food

I wasn't trying to be rude

I was in the gatheration spirit in it

My brethren's dippin'

Her fries in Guinness in it

I gave her one look and

I said been it in it

She said she would be

Back in a minute is it

Come back next Friday

Chorus

There's a gatherin'

Where's it at

My yard

Who's reachin

Who's gettin' messed up

There's a gatherin'

Where's it at

My yard

Who's reachin

Who's gettin' messed up

There's a gatherin'

Where's it at

My yard

Who's reachin

Who's gettin' messed up

There's a gatherin'

Where's it at

My yard

Who's reachin

Who's gettin' f**ked up