I liked Brigit

Her music taste was shit

Then there was Jo

Each night she played banjo

Eline thought she’s a queen

And Josephine was mean

I fall in love then fall out of it

I always try hard to make it work

sooner or later we always split

and I feel like a jerk

I liked Mary

She wanted to marry me

Then came Susanne

But she hated batman

And Claire had an affair

Maria loved Mia

Ruth never told the truth

Lara saw my aura

I fall in love then fall out of it

I always try hard to make it work

Sooner or later we always split

And I feel like a jerk 

Travelling was great with Abigale

When we returned everything went stale

Then I went out and I met Elane

But her friends where a pain

After that I was dating Tina

She was laughing like a hyena

I tried to find the g-spot of Claire

But couldn’t find it anywhere

It was really nice to live with Joyce

She was great but had a stupid voice

And then came Jane but she was insane

And Lydia had a disease