Poor Unfortunate Souls - Jonas Brothers (乔纳斯兄弟)

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange

But you'll find that nowadays

I've mended all my ways

Repented seen the light and made a change

And I fortunately know a little secret

It's a talent that I always have possessed

And here lately please don't laugh

I use it on behalf

Of the miserable the lonely and depressed

Pathetic

Poor unfortunate souls

In pain in need

This one longing to be thinner

This one wants to get the girl

And do I help them

Yes indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad so true

They coming flocking to me crying

Will you help us pretty please

And I help them

Yes I do

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber

They think a girl who gossips is a bore

Yes on land it's much preferred

For ladies not to say a word

And after all dear

What is idle prattle for

They're not all that impressed with conversation

True gentlemen avoid it when they can

But they dote and swoon and fawn

On ladies who've withdrawn

It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man

Poor unfortunate souls

Go ahead make your choice

I'm a very busy person and I haven't got all day

It won't cost much

Just your voice

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad so true

If you want to cross the bridge my sweet

You've got to pay the toll

Take a gulp take a breath

Go ahead and sign the scroll

Nick and Kevin now I got her boys

The boss is on a roll

Poor unfortunate souls

In pain in need

This one longing to be thinner

This one wants to get the girl

And do I help them

Yes indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad so true

They come flocking to me crying

Will you help us pretty please

And I help them

Yes I do

Those poor unfortunate souls