He man I've seen ya think ya rockin it on the floor

You look like a moron who let you in the door

To put the question bluntly: maybe your feets deformed

They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on

You can't dance

Why don't you just nail your feet to the floor

Homeboy whats the use

Anytime you wanna step aside a party

First think of an excuse

You dance like a fat old lady

Not sayin that fat old ladies ain't nice

But every time you try to get one move right

The old lady then did it twice

You can't dance

Youve been a dancing disco disaster

The worst I ever saw

They should dropkick you on the neck

And drag you off the floor

In every discotheque I see you there

In the middle of the crowd

Looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around

You can't dance

Take my advice don't move

Youll never get the knack

If I danced like you Id sneak out the party

And wouldn't be coming back

On the floor you're a dinosaur yeah boy thats how you move

You look like ralph cramden or a donald duck cartoon

You can't dance

You wanna come to my party

I wouldn't give you a chance

You tried to take breakdance lessons

Ended up in an ambulance

Wouldn't it be funny if they put you on solid gold

You dance like you got arthritis already

Whatll happen when you get old

You can't dance

Why are you so stiff

Is it something that your mother did

Maybe you grew up around can't dance people

When you were a can't dance kid

You live in a can't dance house

Went out in a can't dance car

Your doofy can't dance father

Got drunk in a can't dance bar

You take a can't dance bath

Put on your can't dance cologne

Go out to a can't dance party

So you wouldn't have to can't dance all alone

You can't dance

Homeboy will you please get off the floor you moron