Please, Mrs. Henry - Bob Dylan/The Band

Well I've already had two beers

I'm ready for the broom

Please missus Henry won't you

Take me to my room

I'm a good ole boy

But I've been sniffing too many eggs

Talking too many people

Drinking too many kegs

Please missus Henry missus Henry please

Please missus Henry missus Henry please

I'm down on my knees

And I ain't got a dime

Well I'm groaning in a hallway

Pretty soon I'll be mad

Please missus Henry won't you

Take me to your dad

I can drink like a fish

I can crawl like a snake

I can bite like a turkey

I can slam like a drake

Please missus Henry missus Henry please

Please missus Henry missus Henry please

I'm down on my knees

And I ain't got a dime

Now don't crowd me lady

Or I'll fill up your shoe

I'm a sweet bourbon daddy

And tonight I am blue

I'm a thousand years old

And I'm a generous bomb

I'm t-boned and punctured

But I'm known to be calm

Please missus Henry missus Henry please

Please missus Henry missus Henry please

I'm down on my knees

And I ain't got a dime

Now I'm starting to drain

My stool's gonna squeak

If I walk too much farther

My crane's gonna leak

Look missus Henry

There's only so much I can do

Why don't you look my way

And pump me a few

Please missus Henry missus Henry please

Please missus Henry missus Henry please

I'm down on my knees

And I ain't got a dime