Vacuum Cleaner Hoses (Album) - Various Artists

Composed by：Philip Baron

I was cruisin' in my ship

On an interstellar trip

And I'd really had a nasty flight

So I landed on a planet

Made with styrofoam and granite

To see if I could spend the night

I was a dyin' of starvation

In suspended animation

Hadn't had a bite since 2003

Whoa but little did I know

Where I was about to go

Wretched hive of scum and villany

And they had

Vacuum cleaner hoses

Comin' out of their noses

And nothing where their mouths should be woo

They had little green feet

And I don't know what they eat

But one of them was eyein' me

I couldn't help but stare

At their neon hair

You know it was a sight to see

If they would just leave me alone

You know I'd go back home

Mama this is no place for me

I said 'excuse me but

You know it's getting dark

And I think I'm double parked'

And I started for the door post haste

Just as I started prayin'

I could hear my mama sayin'

'Son don't go flyin' off in space'

I should have listened to my mama when she told me

They got

Vacuum cleaner hoses

Comin' out of their noses

And nothing where their mouths should be woo

They got them little green feet

And I don't know what they eat

And one of them was eyein' me

I couldn't help but stare

At their neon hair

You know it was a sight to see

If they would just leave me alone

You know I'd go back home

Mama this is no place for me

Well I hurried to my ride

But when I stepped inside

There were critters everywhere in sight

It seems the rays that exude

From that old tv tube

Make 'em wanna boogie all night

They'd been watching my fission

Powered color television

Well I guess there's no accounting for taste

So I took them all along

And now we're singing a song

And we're having fun somewhere in space

Yeeee haaah

And they got

Vacuum cleaner hoses

Comin' out of their noses

And nothing where their mouths should be a woo

They got them little green feet

And I don't know what they eat

And one of them was eyein' me

I can't help but stare

At their neon hair

You know it is a sight to see

If they would just leave me alone

You know I'd go back home

Mama this is no place for me

Oh no ma

This is no place for me

Oh daddy

This is no place for me

Oh cousin

This is no place for me

Ah ah ah ah aah

This is no place for me

Yeeee haaah

This is no place for me

Let me outta here

This is no place for me

This is no place for me