Please - The Hippos

Why must you pick on me

Have you no sympathy

I'm just trying to get to school

I lack popularity no friends to ride with me

So I'm alone in the car pool

When I saw those flashing lights

When I heard you read my rights

I knew this wasn't gonna be my day

So officer please don't ticket me

My violation doesn't deserve a citation

Please I won't bother you so don't bother me

Sorry son but that's what I've got to do

I'm tired of these stupid rules

I've got to waste my day at traffic school

And on top of that I've got to pay a fine

The chp likes to pick on me

They've got no sympathy

They're nothing but fat red neck swine

When I saw those flashing lights

When I heard you read my rights

I knew this wasn't gonna be my day

So officer please don't ticket me

My violation doesn't deserve a citation

Please I won't bother you so don't bother me

Sorry son but that's what I've got to do

So officer please don't ticket me

My violation doesn't deserve a citation

Please I won't bother you so don't bother me

Sorry son but that's what I've got to do

That's what I've got to do

That's what I've got to do

Sorry son but that's what I've got to do