Never Trust A Woman - Tex Williams

If you aren't a man with a lot of guts

A dog-gone woman will drive you nuts

You can't trust one to the corner now a day

You got to watch your doors

Or she'll cheat you blind

A woman aren't got but a one track mind

You'll find out Bud it's the man who always pays

She'll feed you a line that will turn your head

You'll marry her when you're in bed

She'll go through all the pockets in your coat and pants

And if you object there'll be a big fight

And chances are it will last all night

I'm telling you man you just aren't got a chance

Never never trust a woman

You'll be sorry if you do

Never never trust a woman

She'll make a monkey out of you

You know women are handy around the house

But they can't be trusted by man nor mouse

It's a shame the way they drag a good man down

And it's a well-known fact they talk too much

They dig up dirt about the neighbors and such

And Paul Revere the gossip all around town

You'll blow your top when they get in your hair

They'll drive you to drink and man I'll swear

You gonna wish you never seen the light of day

And I'm tipping you off your goose is cooked

When one of them females gets you hooked

So you better think it over brother while you may

Never never trust a woman

You'll be sorry if you do

Never never trust a woman

She'll make a monkey out of you

I'm telling you man it's a dirty shame

To come home late from a poker game

To a little woman that you know

You just gonna give you heck

She's gonna be sitting alone with a rolling pin

She gonna let you have it when you walk in

And when she gets through

You really gonna be a wreck

And if you had a nip

She smelled your breath

She'll start in nagging you half to death

And brother you gonna put up

With that for life

Cause the preacher he said for better or worse

And until you ride that big black hoarse

Ang you just naturally got yourself a wife

Never never trust a woman

You'll be sorry if you do

Never never trust a woman

She'll make a monkey out of you

Man I just gonna have another pinas