Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Main Theme - The Commercial Breakers

I was outside cutting up bike tires with my grandson

When out of nowhere

Forty hundred police vehicles came booking

They went busted up in that weird old white dude's house

He had a cult up in there

White dudes hold the record for creepy crimes

But females are strong as hell

Unbreakable

They alive dammit

It's a miracle

Unbreakable

They alive dammit

Females are strong as hell

Unbreakable

They alive dammit

It's a miracle

Unbreakable

They alive dammit

But females are strong as hell

We've been living here 10 years

Nobody seen no girl

Nobody heard no girl

Nobody smelled no girl

He had them underground

They came out the hole looking round

Like a bunch of Punxsutawney Phils

And I said Nathan is this for reals

One two three four girls came out

One two three four girls came out

Unbreakable

They alive dammit

It's a miracle

Unbreakable

They alive dammit

But females are strong as hell

Unbreakable

They alive dammit

It's a miracle

Unbreakable

They alive dammit

But females are strong as hell