Brand New Best Friend - Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Do you want some rice pudding

Blech no that's gross

It was a test Almond brittle

Ooh I love it the most

Do you collect coins

Yeah just in case

Vending machines become the

Dominant race

I've been alone all these years

With my irrational fears

But not the vending machine thing That's gonna happen

But now before me I see

Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Hmm I thought I'd be taller

I've been told I slouch

I thought I've have both my eyes y'know

It's in this pouch

Ouch

Do llamas weird you out

Yeah are they camels or sheep

No no I meant Lorenzo

Oh that's right

He played Meap

Now I know all about you

And you know all about me

(Ooh-wee-ooh )

And now before me I see

Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Now that I've found you

We can be a duo

That's right

Twice the evil

Double Doofenshmirtz

Coming at you Fridays

What's that are we doing a TV show together

Oh no It just sort of sounded like that

Well I mean we could We should

Yeah we'll see