The Ballad Of Dick And Jane - Pinkard/Bowden

There were three young men who fell in love with Jane

Tom Dick and Harry were their names

"I am her only boyfriend " each of them would boast

But she passed on Tom and Harry

'Cause she liked Dick the most

Now she's got Dick in the palm of her hand

She likes to hold Dick

She likes to squeeze Dick

She likes to kiss Dick all of the time

Seems like Dick is always on her mind