Ex-Wives (Draft) - Olina W

But now we're ex-wives

Divorced

My name is Catherine of Aragon

Was married twenty-four years I'm a paragon

Of royalty my loyalty is to the Vatican

So if you try to dump me

You won't try that again

Beheaded

I'm that Boleyn girl

And I'm up next see

I broke England from the Church

Yeah I'm that sexy

Why did I lose my head

Well my sleeves may be green

But my lipstick's red

Died

Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved

Rude

When my son was newly born I died

But I'm not what I seem or am I

Stick around and you'll suddenly see more

Divorced

Ich bin Anna of Cleves

Ja

When he saw my portrait he was like

Ja

But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic

Funny how we all discuss that

But never Henry's little pr-

Prick up your ears I'm the Katherine

Who lost her head

Beheaded

For my promiscuity outside of wed

Lock up your husbands lock up your sons

K-Howard is here and the fun's begun

Survived

Five down I'm the final wife

I saw him to the end of his life

I'm the survivor- Catherine Parr

I bet you wanna know how I got this far

I said I bet you wanna know how we got this far

Hey

Do you wanna know how we got this far