Wicked Campaign - Modest Mouse

Well I just found the fence where

I am going to lean

Take my handkerchief out and rub

My eyeglasses clean

So I just learned my face but

I forgot my name

I'm gonna wear this smile like

It's some stupid toupee

And say Oh that's too bad

Oh I just learned your face

But it is bound to change

You can say what you want

But try to think it my way

And say Oh oh oh this wicked campaign

I said Oh oh oh this was not my plan

You know I'm a bastard and we only just met

I guess I probably shouldn't wear

This big old sign around my neck

I've still got some opinions that

I wouldn't claim

But I still carry them around like

They're some wicked campaign

I started the debate now

I'm sure I can't win

I should probably just exit the same way

I came in

Well counted calculator

You didn't calculate this

That there's a lot more nothing

Than you knew exists

Oh oh oh this wicked campaign

I said Oh oh oh this was not my plan

Oh oh oh this wicked campaign

Every day is a wicked campaign

Well I just found the fence where

I am going to lean

Take my handkerchief out and rub my eyeglasses clean

(And just wait and just wait and just wait and just wait)

Just wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

I'm not dead but I misplaced the will

I'm gonna wear this smile like it's a $100 bill

And just wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

I'm not a doctor but I'll sell you an itch

I could apologize but then a bit more nothing exists

So the world's got plenty of good and bad liars

But our lies should come with chariots and choirs

Singing Oh oh oh things are not so bad

And we sing Oh oh oh it's our wicked campaign

And they sing Oh oh oh things are not so bad

We sing Oh oh oh what a wicked campaign