Everyone knows m*******as dangerous

And medical pot is really strong

That's why its so hard it california

To get your w**d card

Unless somethings really wrong

Gonna pay a visit to my doctor

Its a long shot but I gotta try

She hands me a list of all the ailments

I can have to qualify

Can't believe what I am reading

This is just what I've been needing

A government supply

To get legally high

W**d card

That's what I need

Hardly ever

Okay

Always

But its not an addiction

Cause my doctor gave me a prescription

You can get your card for having headaches

Bad dreams or anxiety

Propensity for d**gs or alcohol

Anorexia or obesity

Too fat

Too thin

Either way you win

Carpal tunnel syndrome

Color blindness

St st stuttering

T t tooth decay

Fatigue

Depression

Motion sickness

Impotence or tmj

You can smoke to quit cigarettes

For asthma or mother f**king tourettes

Its a dream come true

There's nothing pot can't do

W**d card

That's what I need

Hardly ever

Okay

Always

But its not an addiction

Cause my doctor gave me a prescription

Got back pain need mary jane

Can't handle this

Need ****

Got a stomach ache

Gotta wake and bake

Have an injury

Need tch

Get f**ked up for your hyperhydrosis

Which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis

Its not a crime

Its 4:20time

W**d card

That's what I need

Hardly ever

Okay

Always

But its not an addiction

Cause my doctor gave me a prescription