Sweet Transvestite - Jimmy Serino Company

How d'you do I

See you've met my

Faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down

Because

When you knocked

He thought you were the candy man

Don't get strung out

By the way I look

Don't judge a book by it's cover

I'm not much of a man

By the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual

Transylvania

Let me show you around

Maybe

Play you a sound

You look like you're both

Pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

Well you got complete a flat well

How 'bout that

Well babies don't you panic

By the light of the night

It'll all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual

Transylvania

Why don't you

Stay for the night Night

Or maybe a bite Bite

I could show you my favourite

Obsession

I've been

Making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual

Transylvania

HIT IT HIT IT

I'm just a sweet transvestite

Sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania

So

Come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antics 3seconds pation

But maybe the rain

Is really to blame

So I'll remove the cause chuckles

But not the symptom