The Frozen Logger - Homer And Jethro

Lyrics by：James Steven

Composed by：James Steven

As I stepped out one morning into a small cafe

A 40 year old waitress to me these words did say

I see that you are a logger

And not just a common bum

'Cause nobody but a logger stirs his coffee with his thumb

My lover was a logger there's none like him today

If you'd pour a whiskey on it

He'd eat a bale of hay

He never shaved his whiskers from off of his horny hide

He'd just drive them in with a hammer

And bite them off inside

My lover came to see me upon one freezing day

He held me in his fond embrace which broke three vertebrae

He kissed me when we parted

So hard that he broke my jaw

I could not speak to tell him he'd forgot his mackinaw

It froze clean through to China it froze to the stars above

At a thousand degrees below zero it froze my logger love

And so I lost my lover and to this cafe I come

And here I wait till someone stirs

His coffee with his thumb