That girl is giving you the eye and I and I and I

Don't like it how she makes you laugh so much

How when you're talking that you touch

She's instantly more pretty and more interesting than me

She is thinking before she speaks

She is not all red and angry

I bet she doesn't like to eat

I bet her feet don't even stink

I know your eyes are just for me but

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up

And I will die and I will think up

A thousand ways that I can hurt you

And you will never touch my hand

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up

And I will die and I will think up

A thousand ways that I can hurt you

And you will never touch my hand

Tonight we have not got on well

I know I have given you hell

I wish we should have stayed at home

'Cause now I'm standing on my own

And you are having a nice time

With a girl I really don't like

I know your eyes are just for mine but

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up

And I will die and I will think up

A thousand ways that I can hurt you

And you will never touch my hand

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up

And I will die and I will think up

A thousand ways that I can hurt you

And you will never touch my hand

And Baby please don't break my heart

Because you are the only one I love

I'll be by your side till the very end

'Cause you're my only friend

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up

And I will die and I will think up

A thousand ways that I can hurt you

And you will never touch my hand

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up

And I will die and I will think up

A thousand ways that I can hurt you

And you will never touch my hand