Chosen to Deserve - Wednesday

We always started by tellin'

All our best stories first

So now that it's been

Awhile I'll get around

To tellin' you all my worst

Just so you know what you signed up for

What you're dealin' with

Just so you know what you've

Been chosen to deserve

I'm the girl that you

Were chosen to deserve

I used to drink 'til I threw up on

Weeknights at my parents house

My friends all took Benadryl

'Til they could see ****

Crawlin' up the walls

One of those times my friend

Took a little too much

He had to get his stomach pumped

They took him over to the hospital

And told us he was lucky to survive

I'm the girl that you

Were chosen to deserve

I was out late sneakin'

Into the neighborhood pool

Then I woke up early and

Taught at the Sunday school

If you're lookin' for me

I'm in the back of an SUV

Doin' it in some cul-de-sac

Underneath a dogwood tree

I'm the girl you were chosen to deserve

I went to school about three days a week

Watered down all the liquor

And then pissed outside in the street

Now all the *** are gettin'

Kinda boring to me

Now everywhere is loneliness

And it's in everything

Thank God that I was chosen

To deserve you

'Cause I'm the girl that

You were chosen to deserve