I never knew I

I never knew I

Mic check one-two

I never knew I

Who woulda knew

I never knew I

Who'da known

I never knew I

F**k who woulda thought

Motherf**ker comes out

And sells a couple of million records

And these motherf**kers hit the ceiling

I don't do black music I don't do white music

I make fight music for high school kids

I put lives at risk when I drive like this

I put wives at risk with a knife like this (Ah )

Sh*t you probably think I'm in your tape deck now

I'm in the back seat of your truck with duct tape stretched out

Ducked the f**k way down waitin' to straight jump out

Put it over your mouth and grab you by the face what now

Oh you want me to watch my mouth how

Take my f**kin' eyeballs out around and turn em

Look I'll burn your f**kin' house down circle around

And hit the hydrant so you can't put your burning furniture out

I'm sorry there must be a mix-up

You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked

F**k that take *** rape sluts

Make fun of gay clubs men who wear make-up

Get aware wake up get a sense of humor

Quit tryin' to censor music this is for your kid's amusement

(The kids ) But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace

You should of been watchin' him apparently you ain't parents

'Cause I never knew I knew I would get this big

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

I never knew I'd get him to hit this b**ch

I never knew I knew I would get this big

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

I never knew I'd get him to hit this b**ch

So who's bringin' the guns in this country (Hm )

I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London

And last week I seen a Schwarzenegger movie

Where he's shootin' all sorts of these motherf**kers with a Uzi

I sees three little kids up in the front row

Screamin' "Go" with their 17-year-old Uncle

I'm like "Guidance ain't they got the same moms and dads

Who got mad when I asked if they liked violence "

And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear

What about the makeup you allow your 12 year old daughter to wear

So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words

When his bus driver's screamin' at him f**kin' him up worse

And f**k was the first word I ever learned

Up in the third grade flippin' the gym teacher the bird (Look )

So read up about how I used to get beat up

Peed on be on free lunch and change school every 3 months

My life's like kinda what my wife's like (what )

F**ked up after I beat her f**kin' a** every night Ike

So how much easier would life be

If 19 million motherf**kers grew to be just like me

I never knew I knew I would get this big

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

I never knew I'd get him to hit this b**ch

I never knew I knew I would get this big

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

I never knew I'd get him to hit this b**ch

Have a new house or a new car

A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are

I don't got that bad of a mouth do I

F**k sh*t a** b**ch cunt shooby-de-doo-wop (what )

Skibbedy-be-bop a-Christopher Reeves

Sonny Bono skis horses and hittin' some trees (Hey )

How many retards will listen to me

And run up in the school shootin' when they're pissed at a

Teacher her him is it you is it them

"Wasn't me Slim Shady said to do it again "

Damn How much damage can you do with a pen

Man I'm just as f**ked up as you would of been

If you would of been in my shoes who would of thought

Slim Shady would be somethin' that you would of bought

That would of made you get a gun and shoot at a cop

I just said it I ain't know if you'd do it or not

'Cause I never knew I knew I would get this big

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

I never knew I'd get him to hit this b**ch

'Cause I never knew I knew I would get this big

I never knew I knew I'd affect this kid

I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist

I never knew I'd get him to hit this b**ch

How the f**k was I supposed to know

Who Knew - Eminem