Getting Married Today (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast (欢乐合唱团)

Bless this day

Pinnacle of life

Husband joined to wife

The heart leaps up to behold

This golden day

Emma I can't find my shoes

Today is for Emma

Emma I give you the rest of my life

To cherish and to keep you

To honor you forever

Today is for Emma

My happily soon-to-be wife

Emma we're really getting married

Pardon me

Is everybody there

Because if everybody's there

I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding

I'd appreciate your going even more

I mean you must have lots of better things to do

And not a word of this to Will

Remember Will you know the man I'm gonna marry

But I'm not

Because I wouldn't ruin anyone as wonderful as he is

But I thank you all

For the gifts and the flowers

Thank you all

Now it's back to the showers

Don't tell Will

But I'm not getting married today

Bless this day

Tragedy of life

Husband yoked to wife

The heart sinks down and feels dead

This dreadful day

Emma I can't find my good cuff-links

They're on the dresser

Right next to my suicide note

Listen everybody look

I don't know what you're waiting for

A wedding what's a wedding

It's a prehistoric ritual

Where everybody promises fidelity forever

Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of

Which is followed by a honeymoon

Where suddenly he'll realize

He's settled with a nut

And wanna kill me which he should

So thanks a bunch

But I'm not getting married

Go have lunch

'Cause I'm not getting married

You've been grand

But I'm not getting married

Don't just stand there

I'm not getting married

And don't tell Will

But I'm not getting married today

Go can't you go

Why is nobody listening

Goodbye

Go and cry

At another person's wake

If you're quick

For a kick

You could pick

Up a Christening

But please

On my knees

There's a human life at stake

Listen everybody

I'm afraid you didn't hear

Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you

It isn't only Will who may be ruining his life

You know we'll both of us be losing our identities

I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to see him Monday

But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage

I'm not well

So I'm not getting married

You've been swell

But I'm not getting married

Clear the hall

'Cause I'm not getting married

Thank you all

But I'm not getting married

And don't tell Will

But I'm not getting married today

Bless this bride

Totally insane

Slipping down the drain

And bless this day in our hearts

As it starts to rain

Today is for Emma

Go can't you go

Look you know

Emma

I adore you all

I give you

But why

The rest of

Watch me die

My life

Like Eliza on the ice

To cherish

Look perhaps

And to keep you

I'll collapse

In the apse

Right before you all

So take

To honor you

Back the cake

Forever

Burn the shoes and boil the rice

Today is for Emma

Look I didn't wanna have to tell you

My happily

But I may be coming down with Hepatitis

Soon-to-be

And I think I'm gonna faint

Wife

So if you wanna see me faint

I'll do it happily

My adorable

But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral

Wife

So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates

Thirty-seven butter knives

Forty-seven paperweights

Fifty-seven candle holders

One more thing

I am not getting married

Amen

Softly said

But I'm not getting married

Amen

With this ring

Still I'm not getting married

Amen

I thee wed

See I'm not getting married

Amen

Let us pray

That we are getting married

That I'm not getting married

Today