Who says I can't get stoned

Turn off the lights and the telephone

Me in my house alone

Who says I can't get stoned

Who says I can't be free

From all of the things that I used to be

Rewrite my history

Who says I can't be free

It's been a long night in New York City

It's been a long night in Baton Rouge

I don't remember you looking any better

But then again I don't remember you

Who says I can't get stoned

Call up a girl that I used to know

Fake love for an hour or so

Who says I can't get stoned

Who says I can't take time

Meet all the girls in the county line

Wait on fate to send a sign

Who says I can't take time

It's been a long night in New York City

It's been a long night in Austin too

I don't remember you looking any better

But then again I don't remember you

Who says I can't get stoned

Plan a trip to Japan alone

Doesn't matter if I even go

Who says I can't get stoned

It's been a long night in New York City

It's been a long time since twenty-two

I don't remember you looking any better

But then again I don't remember don't remember you