Friend Like Me (From "Aladdin"/Soundtrack) - Robin Williams/Disney (迪士尼)

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves

Scheherazade had a thousand tales

But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves

You got a brand of magic never fails

You got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ammunition in your camp

You got some punch pizzas yahoo and how

See all you gotta do is rub

That lamp and I'll say

Mister Aladdin sir

What will your pleasure be

Let me take your order jot it down

You ain't never had a friend like me

Ho ho ho

Life is your restaurant

And I'm your maitre'd

C'mon whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir we pride ourselves on service

You're the boss the king the shah

Say what you wish it's yours

True dish how 'bout a little more Baklava

Have some of column

"A" try all of column "B"

I'm in the mood to help you dude

You ain't never had a friend like me

La la la no man la la la

No no la la la la la la

Can your friends do this

Do your friends do that

Do your friends pull this out their little hat

Can your friends go poof

Well looky here ha ha

Can your friends go

Abracadabra let'er rip

And then make the sucker disappear

So doncha sit there slack jawed

Buggy eyed

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got me bona fide certified

You got a genie for your charge d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So whatcha wish I really wanna know

You got a list that's three miles long

No doubt

Well all you gotta do is rub like so and oh

Mister Aladdin sir

Have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend

Never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend

Never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend and me