Friendship U (TV Verison) - Daniel Ingram

You're alone and you can't make friends

We understand your plight

Until now there was just one way

Your friendships could take flight

There is a school real far away

That'll teach you what to know

But if you live here you couldn't stay

You'd learn you have to go-o-o-o

Awww

Now there is an alternative to all of that adversity

Not just a school I'll have you know

But a whole university

At friendship you our aim is true

In a city not some backwater

You'll learn the things you need to know

At our new alma mater

That's it everypony you heard correct

Friendship you the one and only university of friendship

As you can see we're a success

By any kind of stat

That may be so for all I know

But I still smell a rat

Everypony lookie here

That other school's headmare

Her presence is a testament

To the mutual respect

We sha-a-a-are

What no it isn't

It really is the final piece

To make our work complete

To have the friendship princess

Bless our school is such a treat

We're so honored

And

At friendship you we teach to you and you

All of our friendship knowledge

You'll learn it all in half the time

At the one and only friendship college

How can anypony learn friendship in half the time

Our coursework is so accelerated to take longer would be a crime

The lessons that we teach have been

Reviewed and checked and edited

Which might explain why our new school's

About to be accredited

At friendship you oh yes it's true

Even the princess of friendship agrees

The only place in equestria

To give out friendship degrees

Yeah

Friendship you

Friendship you

Friendship you

Friendship you

Friendship you

Friendship you

It's the only university of friendship you