Another bride another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season another reason

For makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes a lot of rice

The groom is nervous

He answers twice

It's really killin' that

He's so willin' to make whoopee

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest

Think what a year can bring

He's washin dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious

He even sews

What don't forget folks

Thats what you get folks

For makin' whoopee

Another year or maybe less

What's this I hear Well can't you guess

She fells neglected and he's suspected

Of makin' whoopee

She sits alone most every night

He doesn't phone her he doesn't write

He says he's busy and she say's "is he "

He's makin' whoopee

He doesn't make much money

Only five thousand per

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says you'll pay six to her

He says now judge suppose I fail

The judge says ha budge into jail

You better keep her I think it's cheaper

Then makin' whoopee

Say it's so hope no cheaper

Then makin' whoopee