I was in 12th grade when speakerboxxx dropped

Had a toyota corolla that I copped from the pops

About a week later had my license lost

Cause I was driving bout 90 didn't see that cop

So my mom used to drive my whip to school

She was an ed tech had to get there too

So she left her cutlas at our place

She would take my car when she went on break

She came back one day with this really pissed motherf**kin look on her face

She said I found your w**d

I hid that s**t under your cds

You can't leave it right out in the open

Hoping wishing that you'll never get caught smoking

And if you're that dumb then you're going to jail

And you better not call me looking for bail

She said you better hide your d**gs

The cops aren't as cool as us

You better hide

You better hide

12 months later it was freshman year

I'm at the UNH dormatory we out here

We had all skipped class now jean full of beer

Cause we really didn't give a f**k about a career

We blazed w**d all night

Spent my buddies work study money

On a backpack of keytone light

Heard the train tracks was a forest away

So we traipsed through the woods with lauren and kate

Laying on the tracks on our backs

Bowls packed then its passed

Then its cracklin repacked we'd laugh

Lookin at the stars looking in the void

It reminded me of pink floyd

Then I heard a big noise

Knew it was the pigs boy

Flashing with the light

And they grabbed me as I tried

To put the baggy in the nikes

That wasn't the last time I got caught man

If you want to hear the rest man just listen to god d**n

She said you better hide your d**gs

The cops aren't as cool as us

You better hide

You better hide