Now I'm not much to look at

And I don't pretend to be

But remember what I told you

For someday you're going to see

You missed a good man

When you picked all over me

You missed a good man

When you picked all over me

I'm low and squatty

And built for speed

And I got everything

A real good papa needs

You missed a good man

When you picked all over me

Yes you missed a good man

When you picked all over me

You missed a good man

When you picked all over me

I'm built like a tadpole

Shaped just like a frog

When I start to lovin' you

You will holler hot dog

You missed a good man

When you picked all over me

You missed a good man

When you picked all over me

You missed a good man

When you picked all over me

I may be old a young in years

But I can climb your hill

Without shifting my gear

You missed a good man

When you picked all over me