Ex-Wives - SIX

Divorced

Beheaded

Died

Divorced

Beheaded

Survived

And tonight New York City we are

Live

Listen up let me tell you a story

A story that you think you've heard before

We know you know our names

And our fame and our faces

Know all about the glories

And the disgraces

I'm done 'cause all this time

I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme

So I picked up a pen and a microphone

History's about to get overthrown

Divorced

Beheaded

Died

Divorced

Beheaded

Survived

But just for you tonight

We're divorced beheaded live

Welcome to the show to the historemix

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

Raising up the roof 'til we hit the ceiling

Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

But now we're ex-wives

New York make some noise

All you ever hear and read about

Is our ex and the way it ended

But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush

You're gonna find out how he got unfriended

Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice

'Cause we're taking you to court

Every Tudor Rose has its thorns

And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort

Divorced

Beheaded

Died

Divorced

Beheaded

Survived

But just for you tonight

We're divorced beheaded live

Welcome to the show to the historemix

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

Dancing through the night 'til the break of day

Once we're done we'll start again like it's the Renaissance

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

But now we're ex-wives

Remember us from PBS

Divorced

My name is Catherine of Aragon

Was married twenty-four years I'm a paragon

Of royalty my loyalty is to the Vatican

So if you try to dump me

You won't try that again

Beheaded

I'm that Boleyn girl

And I'm up next see

I broke England from the Church

Yeah I'm that sexy

Why did I lose my head

Well my sleeves may be green

But my lipstick's red

Died

Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved

Rude

When my son was newly born I died

But I'm not what I seem or am I

Stick around and you'll suddenly see more

Divorced

Ich bin Anna of Cleves

Ja

When he saw my portrait he was like

Jaa

But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic

Funny how we all discuss that

But never Henry's little

Prick up your ears I'm the Katherine

Who lost her head

Beheaded

For my promiscuity outside of wed

Lock up your husbands lock up your sons

K. Howard is here and the fun's begun

Survived

Five down I'm the final wife

I saw him to the end of his life

I'm the survivor Catherine Parr

I bet you wanna know how I got this far

I said I bet you wanna know how I got this far

Do you wanna know how we got this far

Then welcome to the show to the historemix

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

Come on come on come on

Turn the beat up get this party buzzing

You want a queen bee

Well there's half a dozen

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

But now we're ex-wives

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