If they could see me now

That little gang of mine

I'm eating fancy chow

And drinking fancy wine.

I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact

The kind of top drawer first rate chums I attract.

All I can say is "Wow-ee

Looka where I am.

Tonight I landed pow

Right in a pot of jam.

What a set up Holy cow

They'd never believe it

If my friends could see me now

Tonight at eight you shoulda seen

A chauffeur pull up in a rented limousine

My neighbors burned they like to die

When I tell them who is gettin' in and goin' out is I

If they could see me now that little gang of mine

I'm eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine

I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact

The kind of top drawer first rate chums I attract

All I can say is "Wow-ee" looka where I am

Tonight I landed pow right in a pot of jam

What a set up holy cow they'd never believe it

If they could see me now

That little gang of mine

I'm eating fancy chow

And drinking fancy wine.

I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact

The kind of top drawer first rate chums I attract.

All I can say is "Wow

Looka where I am.

Tonight I landed pow

Right in a pot of jam.

What a set up Holy cow

They'd never believe it

If my friends could see me now