Bartender Song (Sittin' At A Bar) (Squeaky-Clean Mix) - Rehab

Bartender I really did it this time

Broke my parole to have a good time

When I got home it was 6 am

The door was locked so I kicked it in

She was trippin' on the bills

I think she was high on some pills

She threw my sh*t out into the yard

Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard

And in my drunken' stuper I did

What I shoulda' never done

And now I'm sittin' here talkin' to you

Drunk and on the run

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her father's car

Crashed that sh*t relived and stepped away

You know I'll probably get ten years

So just give me beers til' they get here

Yeah I know the sun is comin' up

And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up

But I'm tryin' to dry my soul

I'm tired of this life on a dirt road

And everything that I love is gone

And I'm tired of hangin' on

She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her father's car

Crashed that sh*t relived and stepped away

Was meant to be

Romance is misery

So much for memories

And now I'm headed for the penitentiary

See me on tv

The next cop series I am danger

I guess I shoulda' did somethin' 'bout my anger

But I never learned

Real things that don't concern

I pour kerosene on everything

I love to watch it burn

You know it's my fault but I wasn't happy it was over

She threw a fit so I crashed that Daddy's nova

And now I'm goin' back again

Back to the pen to see my friends

And when we all pile out that county van

They're gonna ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside

And I'm waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her father's car

Crashed that sh*t relived and then stepped away

Well I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside

And I'm waitin' on my ride on the outside

You know I crashed your Daddy's car

And then I stepped away

Yeah I stepped away

You know I crashed your Daddy's car

And then I stepped away